Fashion influencer by day and grave-robber by night, Poppy Stringer is on call when Eddie Michaels—a flamboyant, piano-slamming rockstar and queer icon—unexpectedly dies. All Poppy has to do is retrieve Eddie’s body from the medical examiner’s office, but what starts as a routine delivery quickly goes off course when Eddie wakes up.
Poppy must fight for her life in a blood-soaked night of carnage and fabulous entertainment all across Palm Springs.
***Lucky Day* is the latest from Chuck Tingle, *USA Today* bestselling author of *Camp Damascus* and *Bury Your Gays*, where one woman must go up against horrifying odds to save the world.**
Four years ago, an unthinkable disaster occurred. In what was later known as the Low-Probability Event, 8 million people were killed in a single day, each of them dying in improbable, bizarre ways: strangled by balloon ropes, torn apart by exploding manhole covers, attacked by a chimpanzee wielding a typewriter. A day of freak accidents that proved anything is possible, no matter the odds. Luck is real now, and it's not always good.
Vera, a former statistics and probability professor, lost everything that day, and she still struggles to make sense of the unbelievable catastrophe. To her, the LPE proved that the God of Order is dead and nothing matters anymore.
When Special Agent Layne shows up on Vera’s doorstep, she learns he's investigating a suspiciously—and statistically impossible—lucky casino. He needs her help to prove the casino’s success is connected to the deaths of millions, and it's Vera's last chance to make sense of a world that doesn’t.
Because what's happening in Vegas isn't staying there, and she's the only thing that stands between the world and another deadly improbability...
Misha knows that chasing success in Hollywood can be hell.
But finally, after years of trying to make it, his big moment is here: an Oscar nomination. And the executives at the studio for his long-running streaming series know just the thing to kick his career to the next level: kill off the gay characters, "for the algorithm," in the upcoming season finale.
Misha refuses, but he soon realizes that he’s just put a target on his back. And what’s worse, monsters from his horror movie days are stalking him and his friends through the hills above Los Angeles.
Haunted by his past, Misha must risk his entire future—before the horrors from the silver screen find a way to bury him for good.
From beloved Internet icon Chuck Tingle comes a searing and earnest horror debut about the demons the queer community faces in America, the price of keeping secrets, and finding the courage to burn it all down.
Welcome to Neverton, Montana: home to a God-fearing community with a heart of gold.
Nestled high up in the mountains is Camp Damascus, the self-proclaimed “most effective” gay conversion camp in the country. Here, a life free from sin awaits. But the secret behind that success is anything but holy.
They'll scare you straight to hell.
Hundreds of years before Billings was the thriving metropolis we know today, it was a medieval kingdom a sword and sorcery; a fantastical land where dragons lurked within deep caverns, guarding troves of ice cold chocolate milk, and misplacer beasts roamed the forest as unsuspecting victims misplace their things.
It is within this fantasy world that you find yourself called upon by King Rolo, a sentient twenty-sided die who’s heard tale of a great role-player destined to bring peace to the kingdom. He presents you with several routes toward your destiny: like that of a ferocious warrior or a mysterious wizard.
But is there yet another path lying just beyond the fourth wall? Is this fantasy realm your true reality, or is the darkness that sweeps across medieval Billings caused by your role-playing group falling apart on a nearby timeline?
Will you defeat the unicorn necromancer and his army of sentient undead character sheets?
Can you trust the bumblebeeholder who’s buzzed into your life with a thirst for battle?
The decision is yours!
Through the history of prose there have been many tales that awaken the imagination and stir the soul, but true literary giants are few and far between. Still, every few decades an author will come along to reshape the landscape of fiction forever, authoring true classics that stand the test of time and serve as historical landmarks for generations of readers to come.
One such author is Chuck Tingle.
Collected within are seven of Chuck’s greatest works, breathtaking journeys through the world of classic literature that will melt your heart and pound your butt.
Featuring…
The Picture Of Dorian Gay
20,000 Pounds Into My Butt
Happy Birthday Frankenstein, Now Pound My Butt
Happy Birthday Dracula, Now Pound My Butt
I Have No Butt And I Must Pound
The Great Gatsbutt
The Tell-Tale Butt
When a strange tear in the cosmos appears within Earth’s annual path, the consequences are disastrous. For one night a year, the vast majority of humans now undergo a frightening mental change, transforming into hateful, rage-fueled zombies who will stop at nothing to satiate their desire for brutality.
While not much is understood about this horrific mass hysteria, the demographic it effects is very cisgender straight people.
A few years after the first of these tragic events, four friends from across the queer spectrum look for safety in solitude, hunkering down in a remote desert cabin for what is now known as Saturation Day. With a vaccine available for straight people to curb their violent episodes, some predict the worst is over. Others aren’t so sure.
As night falls, it becomes clear that survival isn’t guaranteed this Saturation Day.
This is the first horror novella from two-time Hugo Award finalist Chuck Tingle.
Welcome to the Tingleverse, a place where bigfeet, unicorns, dinosaur and living objects co-exist with humans and where there is only one rule that dictates reality: love is real. Trans Buckaroo Tales features trans leading characters from all walks of life, each with their own unique way of proving love.
Collected within this volume are the following hardcore erotic tales from this magical place:
POUNDED BY MY HANDSOME BIGFOOT PILOT
LESBIAN ROLLER COASTER BARISTA GETS ME OFF
I SCALED THIS SENTIENT MOUNTAIN TO FIND HER BUTT AND POUND IT AND NOW WE ARE MARRIED
THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY MORNING STROLL, WHO IS AN ACCOUNTANT, POUNDS MY BUTT
THAT LAST MISSING PIECE FOR THE JIGSAW PUZZLE I’VE BEEN WORKING ON ALL WEEK IS HANDSOME AND HE’LL POUND ME IN THE BUTT ONCE I FIND HIM
POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME LIVING SONG THAT HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD
MOTHMAN QUARTERBACK GHOST IN MY TIGHT END
It’s your son’s birthday and you still haven’t gotten him a gift. Luckily, The Billings Mall is open just a few minutes longer, and if you hurry you can find him something great.
Tonight isn’t like other nights at The Billings Mall, however. After a reported timeline tear out by the lake, people are on edge, wondering if this inner dimensional event is as harmless as the police would have you believe. Is this a minor rift in reality, or has a pathway been opened to the depths of the endless cosmic Void?
In this science fiction and horror tale of The Tingleverse, you decide which path to take. With multiple endings to discover and several consequences to face, the reader is the star of the show as you attempt to escape from The Billings Mall!
Will you befriend a beautiful velociraptor with a meta awareness that you’re both just fictional characters in a books?
Will you meet a terrifying reverse twin and suddenly find yourself parting with your own skin?
Is the food court your best method of escape, or should you head even deeper into the mall to see what lurks in the manager’s office?
The decision is yours!
**WARNING: THIS IS A HORROR/SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL WHERE YOU MAKE THE CHOICES. IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE READ FRONT TO BACK.**
Hugo nominated author Dr. Chuck Tingle is well known for his thoughts on love and romance, but there is another side to this revered modern philosopher that is needed now more than ever. Dispensed within this non-fiction volume is everything that you need to know about The Void, a terrifying place outside reality that is constantly overflowing with cosmic horror. Will you know what to do when The Void starts leaking into your timeline?Within Dr. Chuck Tingle’s Guide To The Void you will find multiple strategies for battling The Void, as well as survival techniques that could save your life, should you ever find yourself lost within The Void’s infinite grasp of existential dread. Most creatures of The Void are covered in detail, including Void Crabs, worms, Ted Cobbler, and The Man With No Eyes And Wieners For Hair. Also included within this guidebook is important information on Void related subjects like reverse twins, Truckman, the lake, and the call of the lonesome train.For anyone interested in the darker planes that lie just outside of The Tingleverse, this book is for you.
**Warning**: This book includes mind-bending depictions of existential cosmic horror. Read responsibly, and stop immediately if you begin to suffer any symptoms of Void Madness.
*Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guides #3*
